once i was making out with a guy and got bored so i started playing a game of candy crush in my head
SHIT!!! I STUCK AN EGG UP MY BUTTHOLE BC I COULDNT FIND MY TOBLERONE BAR SO I HAD TO USE AN EGG AND NOW ITS STUCK :///// DONT REBLOG!!!
do adults actually have feelings or do they just talk about economy
Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.
I made my facebook status as “feeling potato” with the emoji update and I’ve given my mom yet another reason to be concerned for me