LusseBulle
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once i was making out with a guy and got bored so i started playing a game of candy crush in my head
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there is so much potential for comedy gold right the fuck here and you aren’t even trying tumblr
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IM SO DEAD.
there is some real inception shit happening here
there’s no way this is an accident
WHAT’S HAPPENING
Damn
I JUST-
I’m so done here
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SHIT!!! I STUCK AN EGG UP MY BUTTHOLE BC I COULDNT FIND MY TOBLERONE BAR SO I HAD TO USE AN EGG AND NOW ITS STUCK :///// DONT REBLOG!!!
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do adults actually have feelings or do they just talk about economy
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becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait what?
did i stutter
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Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.
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